2. Kelly Clarkson
Singer Kelly Clarkson learned her daughter, River, was paying more attention to what was going on in her surroundings than Clarkson thought when River told her mom to “piss off” one night while getting ready for bed.
Kelly told People magazine: “I was like, ‘I’m sorry, what? First of all, we don’t hang out with British people… where did you learn that? River’s response? ‘Harry Potter.’ Kelly replied, “OK, well that’s Mommy’s fault.”

3. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka
Just in time for Christmas is this Tweet from Neil Patrick Harris. Because… why get Christmas gifts when kids love everything else so much?

4. Molly Sims
Molly Sims’ daughter, Scarlett May, likes being naked. But Sims is just getting a taste of her own medicine. Apparently, when Molly was a toddler, she also wasn’t a fan of wearing clothes. Scarlett isn’t shy either; she answered the door buck naked. Can you say karma?

Next up: Kids and farts…