20. Neil Patrick Harris — again!
When your child just can’t help but express themselves.
21. Perez Hilton
Gossip columnist Perez Hilton on negotiating with the kids. (And in case you’d forgotten about him, he’s still around. Or at least the website is. We just checked. (No idea if he’s actually the one writing the content or not.)
22. Kristen Bell
Sickness in a family. No matter how much you think you’ve prepared, no matter how many girlfriends you helped by holding their hair in school as they puked, nothing can prepare you for a sick child.
23. Jenna von Oÿ
Diets go off the rails once you have a child. You eat their leftovers so nothing gets wasted, and it’s not always the healthiest option — purely from a hygiene perspective. Case in point: Jenna von Oÿ. The American actress and country music singer best known for her roles as Six LeMeure on the NBC sitcom Blossom and Stevie Van Lowe on The Parkers (the spin-off series of Moesha) sums things up pretty well in this Tweet.
Disciplining a child can also lead to some big laughs…