Does your child love an audience? We’ve scoured the web to put together a list of clean jokes for kids that they can tell their friends, classmates, and even discerning adults!
1. What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells!
2. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
Because he felt crummy!
3. What animal can you always find at a baseball game?
4. How do you make an octopus laugh?
5. What kind of key opens a banana?
6. What did the paper say to the pencil?
7. Why was the broom late?
8. What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Stick with me and we will go places!
9. What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
10. Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!