11. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A chili dog on a bun
12. What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
13. How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
14. When is the moon the heaviest?
When it’s full!
15. What kind of tree can you grow in your hand?
A palm tree.
16. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
17. What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me!
18. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
19. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
20. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!