41. What does bread do on vacation?
42. What does a cloud wear?
43. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re so good at it!
44. How do squids get to school?
They take an octobus.
45. What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone!
46. What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish!
47. What gets wetter the more that it dries?
48. Why can’t a hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
49. How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying?
50. What can you catch, but never throw?
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