In case you didn’t know this already, there is some weird stuff on Amazon. Yes, they have everything. From refills on favorite household items to top electronics, clothes, cosmetics and more, Amazon has it all for any taste — creepy things included.
With the seemingly endless amount of products being promoted this week, there are plenty of items that might fly under your radar. This, it turns out, is a mistake. Because sometimes the best gift for a loved one is that random, crazy, creepy, weird gift that will have everyone laughing and remembering this Christmas for years to come.
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Freaky Figurines
The Unicorn Garden Gnome Massacre Statue
Price: $64.67 $45.94
Get a new protector for your garden with The BigMouth Inc. Unicorn Garden Gnome Massacre Statue, which takes twisted fantasy to a whole new level! This hilarious take on the conventional garden gnome decoration is perfect for the jokesters in your life. And, if you don’t like garden gnomes, this one isn’t weird at all, it’s pretty awesome.
Jazz up your interior or exterior garden with this creepy twist on the classic garden gnome. Pests and garden gnomes stand no chance. Not a fan of unicorns? BigMouth also offers different versions with bearded dragons, cats, King Kong and Bigfoot.
IT Pennywise Candy Bowl Holder
Price: $66.40 $49.99
Need a catch-all dish to store your belongings? This Pennywise bowl holder is perfect for those big horror movie fans.
Fill the bowl with an item of your choice — candy, snacks, keys and glasses, or body parts. You may think twice about snacking on candy when you’re face-to-face with Pennywise, all 18” of him.
Gray Kitty Cat Salt and Pepper Shaker Holder
Price: $22.95 $17.95
While this kitty may not be able to pass salt and pepper around the dinner table, they sure can keep a perfect grip on your shakers until you need to use them.
Cat lovers can rejoice at this addition to their kitchen table, but there’s something eery about the eyes others may not be able to shake.
Cowboy Squirrel Taxidermy
Price: $249.99 $239.00
Your neighborhood squirrels cannot compare to this cowboy squirrel taxidermy. This is one of those Amazon products you would have never thought possible until stumbling onto its listing by accident.
Just who is this little cowboy targeted toward? Well, one reviewer claims that the taxidermy is quite life-changing. They wrote, “The moment Sampson rode into my life it changed me forever. Since day 1 this squirrel has been the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the Midwest… He continues to push me toward perfection each and every single day with looks of determination and disappointment if I don’t achieve the goal.”
These freaky figurines are hardly the only creepy things you can find on Amazon. Are haunted dolls actually for sale? Only time will tell…